After he’s finally done, his girlfriend tells him “I didn’t know you were so religious”. The girlfriend’s mother ask him to say grace. Later in the day, while he’s at the dinner, the guy sits at the table but doesn’t say a word. “You know what, her mom is pretty hot too, I think I’ll take another pack”. The guy pays and heads for the door, before he smiles, turns around, and comes back. The cashier responds, “I assume you’ll be needing condoms, then?” He gives him a pack. Afterwards I hope there’s a chance I get lucky, if you know what I mean.” He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. She said, “Yes, the other ones were at least sevens or eights.”Ī young guy walks into a drug store. I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with. The father looks at him disapprovingly, “I’m ashamed of you! At your I age I never lied to my father!”. “Ok, ok, I was at a friend ́s house and we were watching a Christian film…” The detector beeps. The father explains, “this is a lie detector, boy! You better tell the truth…” “I was at the library, studying for an exam”. His dad asks, “Why did you took so long, boy?” I jokingly told her, “This place has rave reviews”, but she just rolled her eyes at me.Ī child gets home. What do you call a book club stuck on the same book for years? All your charges are dropped due to lack of evidence”. The man asks her “will you take me to jail, officer?” Two minutes later, she is getting dressed again. She says, “You ́re being arrested under suspicion of being good in bed”. Why was the anti-vaxxer ́s 4-year-old crying?Ī man gets home after work and finds his girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman. What ́s the most expensive streaming service at the moment? Smiling, the man answers: at least mine will be gone by tomorrow! The woman, furious responds: f*cking drunkard! Seeing her, the man screams: you’re one ugly gal! Here we’ve collected 50 rude jokes to help pull out a smile out of life’s dark corners!ĭon’t worry, laughing at them won’t make you a bad person!Ī woman is walking down the street, when she crosses a corner in which a drunk man is leaning. Don’t feel bad about enjoying dark humor here and there, life is sometimes too dark for us to take it seriously! And when things don’t seem to be going our way, the least you can do is find the humor in the tragedy. It comes with its beautiful ups, but also its inevitable downs. The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this ahead of time,” as he leaned over to whisper in Santa’s ear, “but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.Life is a roller coaster.
“What’s that for?!?” asked Santa incredulously. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for the sled’s enormous payload.įinally, they were ready for the checkride.
He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph’s nose. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He knew they would examine all his equipment and put all his flying skills to the test. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, the FAA examiner arrived for the pre-Christmas flight check. Not mine, but still brings a smile to my face:
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